Quirky Uncle Prints

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

Dog traps the postman.

Four bites a second is about as fast as anyone can chew.

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

Salvador Dali's cats.

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

You need a new reading light

"I'm feeling like there's a 'good boy' on this side of the room."

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

'Who called me a quack?' (boy has duck on his knee in vet's surgery).

"'Golden' years, my a**...."

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

Santa Claus walks dogs