Quirky Trends Follower Mugs

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Weird things I do because of the internet

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"That shirt is so last year."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Final words on gravestones.

Giraffe Selfie

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"What are you doing?"

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."

Georgian head-dress

Mall of ages