Quirky Trainer Mugs

'When are you going to get it straight?'

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

Yoga for Alcoholics

Sleepwalker on treadmill

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

Scientist has note on chalkboard: E=mc2 + 6% sales tax.

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

Robber on treadmill

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Balloon dog training

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

"Speed reader...?"

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

Lady keeping fit by skipping with her mouse chord.

'This room is a tad small but cozy.'

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

'They're both great quarterbacks, but I chose Matt as my starter because he's dating a celebrity!'

'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

"Well Carter, according to the map, this is where the Rainforest begins."

'It's the newest fitness craze. It's called 'tie bow'.'

After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.

'What can I tell you? They gave us treats - at inappropriate times.'

"Can somebody. . . hello?. . . can somebody call the dog. . . hello? . . ."

"My owner's been teaching me how to beg. . . I've made £30 today!"

Cross Fit

"This is quite a surprising discovery." "Then write it up for 'The Journal of Surprising Discoveries'."

'He taught me how to fetch, heel and roll over. And I taught him all he needs to know about cats.'