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Thanksgiving in Antarctica.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Man Reading Laptop.

The Running of the Brie

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Folk Wedding

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Maypole

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

Your proposal is bold and innovative but we are a traditional corporation. I would prefer changes like the ones we've tried before

Shavuot - Like!

Time for Tea

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

Queen reigning.

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

Happy Hogmanay!

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

'I want a traditional church wedding but Sam prefers something trendy. Can we compromise and do it bunji-jumping from the steeple?'

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

First Marriage.

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

Groundhog Day.

How the Easter Bunny Spends Halloween.

"We had this last year."

"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, which may involve an occasional hot=dog-eating contest."

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'