Quirky Tech Fan Mugs

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

Faecal Recognition Technology

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Fly Football

"I do tech support for the cloud."

Drive in movies.

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

Book Worm

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

Snake with headphones.

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.

'I'm afraid our worst suspicions have been confirmed - we found slug, snail and a trace amount of puppydog tail.'

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

Telephone Box

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"What - the customer complaints come in nonstop and the software doesn't work? Pheew... I'm relieved. I feared that something unusual happened today."

"First gig in a while?"

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

Magic mushroom

Sugar Machine

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

'I think I've found what's causing a funny sound in your hard drive.'

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

"Oh, now you tell me!"

John bought himself a new "Unfit" bracelet.

"No need to set out traps, I'm leaving. You don't have Wi-Fi in this dump."

Modern day smoke signals.

"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."