Quirky Tea Lovers Mugs

'Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potourri.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

You've Had Enough!

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Tea of Love

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Time for tea and friendship.

Why markets crash.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

Time for Tea!

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

1930's Lady.

"Things are looking up!"

Teapot

The Leafs win the Cup!

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

The American Tearoom, Moscow

"You had me at alternative milk."

"I'd say business was brisk."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."