Quirky Talent Collector Prints

'We're all intrigued by this 'special skill' in your resume - you really know how to fold a fitted bedsheet?'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

(Camel paintings)

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Romantic Giraffes

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Duck Hunt

Raincloud Umbrella

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Best before 65 million BC.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

Ice shelfie.

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Inflating Boobs.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."