Quirky Tale Addict Mugs

After this embarrassing incident, the woman who lived in a shoe finally checked herself into odor-eaters anonymous.

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

Fishing.

Book market

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

'Hey, you could get arrested for doing stuff like... Oh, you ARE getting arrested.'

Reading room

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

The book that will not be denied!

"Joyce Carol Oates seems to have no trouble coming out with book after book."

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.

"I stole a smart car and it took me straight to the police department."

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

"I can't tell the difference since they discovered prozac"

Trilby - 'A human nightingale'.

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

Sherlock Holmes.

'What's wrong, doc? It's just a dog bite.'

"We're running a bit short of time tonight, so let's skip the questions and go right to the answers."

Experience the regional flavors of 2163 Pigeonhole Lane.

'I just can't figure it out.'

'Going into sudden death overtime is serious business with these teams.'

Agatha Christie slept in this room... or was it room 17?

A Cool Invisible Cow.

"Amazing deduction, Holmes!"

Their guests having left, the Millers returned underground.

'Your pistol's useless, Watson - it's the Penguin of the Baskervilles!'