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'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

'Do you think that's wise?'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"I love you, you big fool."

Great British Eccentrics.

Pastry Hat

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

Snapshots in Time

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

The latest in Eyewear.

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Flight Socks.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Great tights!"

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

How it started: How it's going

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."