Quirky Slogan Collector T-Shirts

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

I went to a procrastinators' convention and all I got.

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'My door is always open to all employees, but only until my air conditioner is repaired.'

"That's not just our motto, that's our pay scale."

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

"God help us, it's that guy."

'I'm prescribing a laxative pill and a sleeping pill. Never, never take them together.'

"It's the new man - he wants to know what the company retirement plan is."

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

The Month of June

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

"Trust me—sex sells."

Man with a 'Think bigger' sign has a bigger office than a man with a 'Think big' sign.

'We're going broke, Larry. Let's just go back to calling it happy hour.'

'When you caught yourself saying the repetitive never-ending TV commercials and couldn't stop doing it, you should have come to see me then!'

Things You Say When You Are Officially Old - Volume # 2

'Buddha never said anything of the kind! -- You read that on a bumper sticker!'

On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.

"It's windy outside. I better not hear you've been hanging out in the grocery store parking lot."

'And another thing, ‘Bold Innovation' isn't just a trite slogan around here. It's also my preferred brand of coffee and aftershave.'

Don't give up - Surrender.

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

Man wearing 'Save the whale, rainforst,legalise pot..' t shirt "I think you need to be more focussed."

"Sure my first quote was less. That was before I found the body in the wall."

"This, ladies and gentlemen, is Exhibit A, the sneakers that urged my client to Just Do It."

Sign on shop: Headquarters: 'Business People for Peace'. Man walks out of shop wearing t-shirt with slogan 'Make money not war'.

"I know: what if we take that old 'got milk' slogan, but instead of using the word 'milk,' we'll insert the name of our own product."

'Should I have a baby after 35?' 'Isn't 35 children enough?'

'TB or not TB, that is the question.'