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'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

Dog Igloo.

Thinking "Inside the Box."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

How did you get a talking gerbil? Long, long, long story. My mom was a geneticist. My dad was a zoologist. They were in love once, but they loved their science more, and grew far, far apart. To save the marriage, they joined forces and created a talking gerbil, Herbert. A tiny creature to cherish and solidify their bond. Run for your life. I pooped myself. 'Twas a fool's errand.

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

"That's better! - I can't bear the noise of the rain on my roof..."

"I'm thinking about moving out of the suburbs."

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

Cattery and kennels

In his own way, Todd does his part to save the whales.

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

"Trust me — we’re better off in here."

'At least we have a roof over our heads.'

Fallout Shelter

"Try to look housebroken."

'Edna, these folks say they got driven out of Paradise and they ask if they can stay in the barn for a while...'

"Good job, except this is my car. Yours is back there."

'The owners all think the cats love his bedside manner...'

Volunteer to make a kid feel like a queen for a day and you may feel like you're emperor of the world.

'Dogs Home is it, mate?'

Moderately Quick Sand

Brushing Under Man's Wig

California Wildfire Victims As Martyrs to Capitalism

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of random kindness, organized our student files.'

"My Dad would like to borrow a cup of milk...and a cook book."

'I'm looking for a pet I can ignore.'

Visual Gag: Animal Shelter