Quirky Scout Prints

'We're very proud of you Todd. He just became an Eagle Scout!'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Football Crazy strip six

Penguin

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Don Quixote

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

The first transatlantic communication.

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

"De plane! De plane! De bird! De bird!...."

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

'What's wrong with you?'

"We understand each other and respect each other's privacy." "That cat hates me."

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

"Quiet? I'd even read for the understudy part for someone who is between engagements."

Unnatural History Museum

Last night I was in a seafood restaurant and I noticed that all of the sliced lemons were wering shower caps. That's so that when you squeeze the lemon, it doesn't spray your dinner companion. So I was told. My point is that as long as there ar people putting shower caps on lemons, I'm not as crazy as I thought I was.

Well, where's the last place you had it?

Fly fishing.

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Man walking his pet crocodile and a cross section of both brains is visible.