Quirky Scheduler Pillows

'Fighting evil, fighting evil, fighting evil...oh, wait, how about the 17th, say noonish?'

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Danger Slow Sand.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

Don't you hate...

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

'Hold my calls. I'm going out for a random walk.'

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"You get to call the shots at 9.30,11.15,2.15 and 4.20."

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

"I'm afraid he's involved right now. If you could give me an outline of what ground you're covering I might be able to pencil you in."

"Mine works flexitime too"

"Your ten o'clock is here."

"It looks like we might all be able do a brunch on a Saturday three months from now."

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

Just checking you're my 5 o'clock!

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

"Yes, I think I have a window in my diary."

Running out of time

'Have a seat and I'll see if he's in.'

"Could you deliver 500 pizzas over there at the sports shop? Just ask for Hank at the frisbee department."

A Over Crowded Office.

"Could we meet one-to-one?"

Prisoners escaping in bubbles.

"Hi Kitty. Yeah, we don't have a trip for you, but do you mind running to the store and grabbing us some ice cream?"

'I can't afford a season ticket and clothes.'

"Miss Collins, cancel all my meetings and appointments until further notice!"

"If time is money, are we going to be spent?"

"How about one-ish? I love the way it sounds."