Quirky Scene Seeker Mugs

'At last! Blinkwhistle, we;ve found their elusive burial grounds.'

Bird on icy lake in shopping trolley.

Strange Crowds in Bath

"An everything Martini, please."

'Follow that cab!'

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

Kitty's Coffee Shop

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

"Okay. Hit it."

Chair massages.

"I liked the one that saluted."

'...Because its easy to draw.'

"I can refer you either to Dr. Basinkski, a noted specialist, Dr. Hodge-Cabot, who is a pioneer in the field, or Charlie, a generic doctor who also does a very nice job."

"Do you think Ms. Culbertson was a little miffed?"

"Your usual? Listen, pal—you can't expect me to remember every customer's drink."

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

Desert Island Water skiing.

"Don't fold, McFly! He's bluffing. You know he's got a crappy hand!"

Face painting vs bottom painting

'Let's go, Helen, this guy is giving me the creeps!'

'Unzip your pants. . .while you're here, I want to pay up my bill in full.'

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

Baywatch (British style)

"The trick is in shucking them out of their shells."

Corkscrewed wine bottle.

"Stop snickering at my retro iconography."

"What?!"

'Hard left, Doctor-hard left! Don't go and land it in 2020!

How do YOU like it? - A fish catching a man.

Pedalling Horse Carriage

Librarian of Congress

'For crying out loud! Someone hit the reset button!'