Quirky Rule Maker Prints

Do not fart next to the wallpaper

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

Anti-litter by-law in effect

'Diet Plan Rule number one: Stop using ice cream truck music as your ringtone.'

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

'You're missing a few commandments.'

"We learned about the 10 commandments, but I bet my parents will add a few of there own!"

'How about this one? †'Everybody has to wear plaid socks on Tuesdays.''

"Don’t tell Mommy, but it’s OK to use swear words during the playoffs."

Guest Houses.

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'It's a new commandment by the church of Danae...thou shalt make room for donuts.'

Sign on sidewalk: 'Please direct your feet to the sunny side of the street...'

Don't smoke in the house

No Loitering.

...and finally, there will be no more pogoing in the farmhouse!

This house needs rules! ...so if you think of any you want to live by, just let us know.

'Sorry Ruby! New rule!' 'Jinxing other players by means of shamans, warlocks, witch-doctors, voodoo-men no longer permitted!' The Management

'I've always played by the rules...Fortunately, they were my rules.'

"The first rule of Musical Chairs Club is. . . you have to get out of your chairs!"

"I pulled my mask down for five seconds to sip coffee."

"I've finished the health and safety check. The office pencil has been blunted and locked in the safe and I've dampened the stationery to avoid paper cuts."

"I'm not playing with you anymore! You're just making the rules up as you go along!"

Two hour parking if you see the glass as half full, all others will be ticketed.

'All dogs must be on leashes.'

'Fouls and other violations have plummeted since the league introduced corporal punishment.'

Man kicking a car.

Two poachers confronting a child

Horn Ban

'I didn't do my homework because my attorney advised me never to put anything in writing.'

Push your friends forward. Unless your friend is at the end of the monkey bars.

New Corona Rules

'He's right...the rules don't say anything about it being illegal to anchor your putter to a nose-ring!'