Quirky Rule Followers Mugs

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

Dog Crossing

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Speeding Forklift

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

Angel with speed camera.

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"

"Oh-now I see where we part company. You are cleaving unto the spirit of the law, while I am cleaving to the letter of the law!"

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

'He had it coming to him - he didn't follow government guidelines.'

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

"Welcome to the building, Mrs. Bergdorf. We'd like to go over the condo's rules with you."

Anti-litter by-law in effect

Sign Stating 'Keep off the Grass! Thy Tresspasses will Not be Forgiven."

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'