Quirky Rule Enthusiasts Pillows

Two hour parking if you see the glass as half full, all others will be ticketed.

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"Mam? What's love juice?"

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'Out. How come?' - 'Off side.'

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

Anti-litter by-law in effect

'We are from the F.B.L.'

It is illegal to fall asleep under a hairdryer in Florida.

'-and remember,under any circumstances, NO extra time!'

'Oh for Pete's sake. This ain't nuclear science, gentlemen. I'll read it one more time, but pay attention... 'the infield fly rule is in effect if there is less than two outs and runners on first and second'...'

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

"No Bald Games"

'Stan, wait!... Wrong game!'

'That does it... Now I'm definitely going to become a lawyer.'

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'It's a new commandment by the church of Danae...thou shalt make room for donuts.'

Do not fart next to the wallpaper

Guest Houses.

'Oh, that place...? we shut that down AGES ago!'

'Have you hammered out the new rule book yet?'

Sign on sidewalk: 'Please direct your feet to the sunny side of the street...'

"He's got whistleblower written all over him."

Football foul (red card).

'Great, you can start Monday.. remember, NO BLUE JEANS.'

Being a stickler for rules, Howard refuses to act until his motion has been seconded.

'Sorry Ruby! New rule!' 'Jinxing other players by means of shamans, warlocks, witch-doctors, voodoo-men no longer permitted!' The Management

'... 'Pickoff'?... No... 'Ground out'? ... No...'

"I pulled my mask down for five seconds to sip coffee."

"The first rule of Musical Chairs Club is. . . you have to get out of your chairs!"

'All dogs must be on leashes.'

'He likes to keep strict control.'