Quirky Request Appreciator Mugs

"Could you watch my elephant while I nip out a minute?"

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Caterpillar Portrait

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Teddy Time Bears

Imagine

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"Things are looking up!"

Rent a Room With Hot Water

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

'My story's a lot like yours. It all started on 'Bring your pet to work day' a few years ago. I was ready for a change, I liked it here, and I stayed!'

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

'How are we spelling Dear?'

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

Add Your Own Caption Week #220

'Arthur loves his new job with the fairground - gets a company car as well.'

One possum swinging from tree with tail sees other possum in tire swing with tail

"I'm used to having a pussycat doctor."

"Your condition completely turned around! I guess those hokey-pokey pills worked!"

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

'I don't see any tall, dark strangers in your future, just a series of oddball cats.'

Elephant Magic Carpet

I suppose this probably counts as an adverse event.

"Give me a cereal, extra marshmallows."

Fish sleeping in a sardines tin.

Dogs With Balloons Tied to Ears

"One large with cheese, pepperoni and grass clippings."