Quirky Phrase Enthusiast Prints

Things you say when you are officially old...

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

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"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."

Male On Sunday

"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!"

Could you be a little bit more specific than an 'arm and a leg'?

"I procure considerable gratification from belles-lettres."

'That's Karl with a 'K' -- My parents named me after a radio station.'

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

'Today I learned a little grammar in the classroom and LOTS of vocabulary on the playground!'

'I was going to run for office, but by the time I threw my hat in the ring, all the really good catch phrases were taken...'

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, you may be qualified to go to law school!

"Son, talk loudly and carry a big shtick.

"Did you say something? I thought I heard a sound bite."

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

Needle in a Haystack vs. Thumbtack in a Junk Drawer

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'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'