Quirky Photographers Prints

'No offense, but I think I'd like to start shooting some full-scale models.'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Hats and Food

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Candid Camera store.

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Texturing the Walls

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

A dog whose nose is a gun.

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

"I see the radiator's Baroque again."

Watch Your Step

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Artist, painting graphs.

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'