Quirky Perspective Lover Pillows

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

"I love you, you big fool."

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

"Great tights!"

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

'I'm bored with looking at people's feet all day!'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

'Slow and hurl.'

"It's a new rent concept - fifteen minutes for a quarter."

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

Ass-less Chaps

Conductor and Quasimodo.

"Is this some kind of a put-on or what?"

'Dr Seuss is awarded a PHD.'

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

Paradox in the Wardrobe...The mango mail-order boxy pants were very, very, very roomy as advertised, and yet they were somehow confining.

'Right, I'll see the chap who thinks he's a fly next.'

Directions for walker across several hills.

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

'I like your style - How would you like to do some public service announcements?'

Pierced, tattooed beautician with spiked hair brings out woman's beauty.

'It's a hat.' 'It's a cravat.'

Lone traveller is befriended by tourist from hell.

A monster in a pink bow