Quirky Perspective Lover Pillows

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

"I love you, you big fool."

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"Great tights!"

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

'I'm bored with looking at people's feet all day!'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

"It's a new rent concept - fifteen minutes for a quarter."

'Slow and hurl.'

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

Ass-less Chaps

Lady Gaga

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

"This part of space feels especially weird right now."

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

Conductor and Quasimodo.

Paradox in the Wardrobe...The mango mail-order boxy pants were very, very, very roomy as advertised, and yet they were somehow confining.

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

"Is this some kind of a put-on or what?"

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

'Right, I'll see the chap who thinks he's a fly next.'

'Dr Seuss is awarded a PHD.'

Directions for walker across several hills.

'I like your style - How would you like to do some public service announcements?'

Pierced, tattooed beautician with spiked hair brings out woman's beauty.

'It's a hat.' 'It's a cravat.'

A monster in a pink bow