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When he was between Executive Assistants, filing became a challenge for Jonathan.

"Alphabetically? Good heavens no - I've been filing them according to height."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

I've refiled all your letters under L.

'So, Jim, they tell me you're good at compartmentalizing!'

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

One Thing / Another

G.P.S. For the Home

A catch-all is born.

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

My motto is "A place for everything and everything all over the place".

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

Library. Frank, I need to locate some biographies. Do you know where these are? This King Tut book is stored in a box down in the basement. The Napoleon biography is with the short stories. And the Henry Ford book is in the autobiography section. Unfortunately, this Amelia Earhart profile is missing. It mysteriously disappeared years ago. And what about the Albert Einstein bio? It's right up there, on the top shelf. The book about Einstein and his theories is way over your head, Ernie!

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

'Before a big presentation like this, it's imperative to have all your meds in a row.'

"You'll have to clean your room by yourself. Your plea for disaster aid has been turned down by the President."

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

To do list