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"I've prepared the office for social distancing."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'This is Bob - our secret agent of change.'

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

The Move.

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

"Love your feng shui!"

Modular Offices

"We could hire another accountant and secretary, but wouldn't it be fun to have a barista?"

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

'Carson, this is the new organizational chart. This is you.'

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"I remember when this was all offices."

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

"We re cutting back on overhead."

"Appointments. Disappointments."

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

"I told you when you moved into Dr. Condee's office that his bookshelves were due to collapse any day."

"How long have we been sitting on balls, Jon?"

Computer Mouse.

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

'It's amazing how big your office feels when you go paperless.'

Delivery of office equipment.

"Is this desk too businessy?"

"I'm sorry, Harrigan, But a man's gotta do what a man's accountant says he's gotta do."

Are you sure we've gone open plan ?

Desk sale

'I must have that painting for my office.'

Please pardon the inconvenience while we remodel.