Quirky Note-taker T-Shirts

"Lieutenant, he left a suicide sticky."

"Feel free to take notes."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Jason and the Aga notes,

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

When pedants take a break.

"She's always writing in that journal of hers. Maybe she'll be a notary public when she grows up."

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

Letter from Camp* (*with Footnotes)

'You got sticky notes.'

What we especially like about these theoretical types is that they don't tie up thousands of dollars worth of equipment.

Happy Student.

"Tia Carmen, sticky notes on the fridge is so old-fashioned! Here...it's a digital recorder. You can tape all your notes on it."

Evolution...the modern-brush fox.

Vampire sprinkles blood bath in bath water

'Am I the only one who still enjoys the glide of a perfectly sharpened #2 on a fresh yellow legal pad?'

Funky Facts: A Baby Koala is called?

"...while 86 million prefer grilled cheese, and 57.4 million of them like mustard on it."

"Who says no one writes letters anymore?"

"Polishing my mouse just doesn't have the same calming effect as sharpening my pencil."

Ransom Note - We have your glasses

Some people who watch reality shows take notes.

'Tell you what, I'll tell you what I'm writing if you tell me what you're writing.'

By the Card

Gone out your dinner's in the dog.

"It's a lesser spotted woodpecker, son - not a fewer spotted woodpecker."

The corner

'Do me a favor and upload your notes from last week and send me a hyperlink ... hello?'

Dear diary, Today I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. Well, not really. I just said that to get your attention. But I did knock a spider into the bathtub just to watch him drown.