Quirky Lunch Packer Mugs

The mortician's lunch-box.

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

French Early Bird

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

Behind Every Stupid Man

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

'Men pack. Women move.'

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"I brought my lunch."

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

"Yesterday's weenies have migrated in with today's nuggets."

'Did you Gack this suitcase yourself, sir?'

I can't believe we didn't hand out before

"I never know if pumpkins are right to bring to a meeting."

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"Don't worry about lunch for me today Simpkins, I brought my own."

"Have a good day at school. Here - don't forget your lunch."

CEO (Out to lunch).

'No offense, but your design of our pop-up may have a few flaws.'

A choice of sandwiches

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

There was a good reason Geppetto invited Pinocchio on his camping trips.

'This is my RB: Recreational Bomb.'

Wait, I think I'm doing this backward.

Tortoise at mobile home sale.

I can't find the artisanal Pop-Tarts.

"Tia Carmen packed my lunch today. She thinks cafeteria servings are way too small."

'It's a sack lunch. What did you expect?'