Quirky Logician Mugs

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Thinking Gears

The Map of the human brain

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Pigeon Little

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'Have you no common scents?!'

Reverse psychology

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

"Am I sensing fear?"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Large print e-book.

Staff Yearbook

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."