Quirky Kitchen Collectors Prints

'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'

Toadstools

Piranhaclaus

Emergency Hipster Beard

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

The kitchen at Abel Cottage

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

'Too dressy?'

Crystal Ball Plug

"It's all about compromise. He's not dishwasher safe and I'm not microwave safe, but we make it work."

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."

Vampire afternoon tea.

Origin of the 'spork'

'You caught it! You clean it!'

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

Goldfish funeral

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

Flatware Follies.

'If you hire me, you'll get this lovely electrical water kettle for free!!'

Black Forest Collectibles.

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."