Quirky Inventor Admirer Mugs

"If I could go back and change things, I would, but they shutdown my lab and seized my time machine."

"Young Frankenstein"

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Sport Utility Boot.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

Lumiere brothers caricature

World's cheapest car

Henry Fox Talbot

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

The Wright Brothers' First Flyer

'It keeps me sane!'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

'But seriously, folks... Who knows how many blondes it takes to screw in my latest invention?'

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

How to Rise with the Sun

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

Bagging the Chipmunk

'I heard you may be looking for an assistant in cell growth!'

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

"I hate waiting, don't you?" (patents office)

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

After leaving the monastery, which one of these guys invented rock 'n' roll?

"I Love your enthusiasm George, but I don't think the public is ready for festive headstones!"