Quirky Ideas Mugs

"He's starting to make coffee in the mailbox, isn't he?"

"Well Groves, I've spent my entire fortune trying to convince the world that lamposts lay eggs and I'm not 100% sure it was worth it."

Albert Einstein

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Joined at the hipster.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

The devil you know and his plus one

Best before 65 million BC.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Illogic Tree

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

A Specialty Bookstore Chain that Failed, 'Untitled Books.'

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

'Mind if I join you?'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

Day in, day out, dodging traffic, dashing back and forth. And for what? Nuts. My whole life wasted on a bunch of nuts.

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.' - 'Yes - in contrast to his body.'

Bizarre sights.

'It says here you like to push the envelope.'

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'