Quirky Games Fan Gifts

"Hey - how about a match of tourist boat throwing?"

Fly Football

Alternative fielding positions

Snooker Golf.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Boomerang cow.

Football Crazy strip six

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Monster Baseball

Footballer and Bacteria.

The Unsportables: Relay

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

Let the Summer Games Begin!

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Nick Offerman

"Who are These People?"

Have you seen my iPhone? No. You lost it? I may have misplaced it. Big deal. You hate it. It'll turn up. Exactly, I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I especially hate the Scrabble app and I absolutely can't wait to find the phone so I can mock it further! Help: I love my iPhone. Oh dear. Trouble brewing. To be continued ...

Deregulated Baseball

'What's wrong with you?'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

Goblin.

She was always an introvert.

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

'Let go of the pole!'

Magic mushroom

"I just always show up to everything!"

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

The McKinsey conjoined quintuplets find their niche."

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

Early Days In Birthday Game Invention. . .

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer