Quirky Game Checker Prints

'Get on the field! Let's go! Get your heads in the game!!'

Sweep the board.

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

Let the Summer Games Begin!

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Dog fetches dice

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

"For Pete's sake, Helen, will you break down and buy a hair dryer!"

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

Attitude Counselor.

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

"On second thought, could you take it out and just teach him how to use the door knob?"

Problem solving centre.

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

"See no more hiccups."

"I couldn't afford an antivirus, so I installed a sneeze guard instead."

'Part of the problem, meet part of the solution.'

"I said you should develop an app that earns money, not prints money!"

Videogame Employment Agency.

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

"Looks like Dad has finally given up on trying to beat us at chess."

"My garage door opens whenever I change television channels."

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

Dog Quiz

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

"I'm facing my fears in alphabetical order. How about you?"

'Your turn.'

Queequeg: Master Harpoonist and Social Director, USS Pequod.

Violinist and boot