Quirky Game Checker Prints

'Get on the field! Let's go! Get your heads in the game!!'

Sweep the board.

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Let the Summer Games Begin!

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

"For Pete's sake, Helen, will you break down and buy a hair dryer!"

Dog fetches dice

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

Attitude Counselor.

"On second thought, could you take it out and just teach him how to use the door knob?"

Problem solving centre.

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

"See no more hiccups."

'Part of the problem, meet part of the solution.'

"I couldn't afford an antivirus, so I installed a sneeze guard instead."

Videogame Employment Agency.

"I said you should develop an app that earns money, not prints money!"

"Looks like Dad has finally given up on trying to beat us at chess."

"My garage door opens whenever I change television channels."

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

Early Days In Birthday Game Invention. . .

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

Dog Quiz

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

"I'm facing my fears in alphabetical order. How about you?"

'Your turn.'

Queequeg: Master Harpoonist and Social Director, USS Pequod.

Violinist and boot