Quirky Fundraiser Prints

Tuba lessons beggar.

"We only got six days of funding."

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'Al, this is Jack. He's with the Committee to Eliminate the Board of Education. Jack, this is Al. He's with the Committee to Increase Funding for the Board of Education.'

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

I'd like to donate to your theater, but

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

The nonprofit dog fight.

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

"Happy new year!"

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"What are we doing wrong?"

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

'Please help, ma'am. I need support to write my Ph.D. dissertation on 'Successful fund-raising techniques'.'

'Evolution may be a good idea, but how will we FUND it?'

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

'So then the alien stepped out of the UFO and said that he was a fundraiser from another planet, which was quite novel, I thought.'

Professional Fund Riasers

'Do we have enough money for sweets yet?'

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fund raiser."

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

"I am not a candidate. Just ask my campaign manager, press aides and fund raisers."

'Profit or non-profit?'

Appeals

'You'll have to excuse my husband - he's got compassion fatigue.'