Quirky Family Reunion Attendee Mugs

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

Tartine

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

The Zoo.

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"Ours is not a creative clan."

True confessions.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

The devil you know and his plus one

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"I need to know who started it."

Polygamists' Picnic

Family with pets.

"I think we may be related!"

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

Graph Your Relatives!

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'We found you in a cabbage!'