Quirky Fact Finder Prints

Did you know a stretched-out intestine can reach all the way to the vending machines> Boy, you learn something new every surgery.

Al, did you know there are people who believe you can foresee the future by the coagulation of cheese? It's called tyromancy. Are you kidding? I'm an incurable tyromantic! Odd Facts.

Funky Facts: Turtles.

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

Ed's attempt to one-up google: Answers to the questions you never asked.

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

Fear/Knowledge

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Funky Facts: Football.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

Reporter #6: television.

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

The Expert

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

'Did you know there's a river in Brazil named after Amazon?'

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

"I didn't find out quite what I wanted about the economics of democracy but I did find an interesting article about the mating habits of the Patagonian Fruit Bat."

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Two computers, smaller one labeled DATA, the larger one, HYPE

Nearly a third of the earth's life-forms have gone extinct. Cut! Stop with all the facts. This is debate club! But we're using a cable tv talk show format! What should I say? Unsupported opinions

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Sense of dread & foreboding Information blackout Illumination Facts known

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'