Quirky Engine Whisperer Prints

"I'm your problem."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Touring Cyclist

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Car Dentistry.

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

Support groups for car repairs.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Psychic Car Mechanics.

"Before we test this, do you know how to fill out an accident report?"

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

When did you last have your oil changed?

"It's worse than I thought."

"You spoil that Hamster."

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

Psychic car mechanics.

He did love tinkering on his cars.

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

"Oh...that's not good."

"Yeah, my master is a car enthusiast too, but instead of going on joy-rides with me, he spends his weekends tinkering with the engine..."

CLEAR!

"It's garage music."

'Sodding Sat Nav.'

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

(Visual gag) Taxidermist.

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

Here lays Harvey Schmidlip, perhaps best known for his invention of the speed bump.

'Well,here's the answer to why your car has been running so rough in the mornings Mr.Tait...It's pregnant!'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."