Quirky Direction Lover Prints

Directions for walker across several hills.

"I love you, you big fool."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Can I have a look at the map?

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"Great tights!"

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

Freak Family.

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Flatware Follies.

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

Ass-less Chaps

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

'Never mind what big eyes I have. Just get on with the bloody eye test!'

"It's a new rent concept - fifteen minutes for a quarter."

'Slow and hurl.'

Conductor and Quasimodo.

"Other script ideas? Of course! I've been working on one about a killer plant and only your family and a lamp can stop it."

Paradox in the Wardrobe...The mango mail-order boxy pants were very, very, very roomy as advertised, and yet they were somehow confining.

"Is this some kind of a put-on or what?"

Man staring at a large confusing map