Quirky Dining Adventurer Prints

'Everything's off except the weak and the sick.'

'What's the special?'

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

'How was the squid?'

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

Cheese Secret

"A table in Siberia, please."

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

'Can I get a box for this?'

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

'Your bill sir.'

Fast Food Restaurant

'How d'you want your eggs - down your pants, over your head...?'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Our Troubled Chowders

"Is this the wine you selected at random?"

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

Chernobyl Chow

"Hmmm, I'm not sure – I’ll ask our chef when he sobers up."

"Oh, we've been a theme restaurant for about a month now."

"We call this Casual/Retro dining. You get up and make your own PB&J back in the kitchen."

'Who ordered the chef's head?'

"Oh, for butter curls on ice!"

"Going early was a good idea. So was bringing our own bottle of wine, While we're on the subject, so was the wheel."

Salad Hat

'Skip the menu Ramon,i'll just have what he's having,thanks.' / 'Very well sir.'

'Killing two birds with one stone...bacon coffee.'

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."