Quirky Design Buff Mugs

High up gentlemans urinal 'Upright youths'

Cake Free Zone

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Bathroom Fairy

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Rogue elephant

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

Snow globe

Carnations.

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

"How?"

Air Dentistry

Missing sock

Arctic Snails.

Watch Your Step

Red in tooth and claw.

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room

"Butt cracker"

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

"A nutcracker!! Hey...this thing looks used."

Artist, painting graphs.

"She always gets the upper bunk."

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

The Ugly Plant

Police Box

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."