Quirky Decoration Enthusiast T-Shirts

"This is the last time I get a Christmas tree. Every time I move, it tickles."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Cake Free Zone

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Filet minion

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Yard Sale

Pinata Trophies

The Hammer

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Bathroom Fairy

"Can that be right?"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

Rogue elephant

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

His & hers towels.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

Frankenstein's Reading Light

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."