Quirky Couple Advocate Prints

'Instead of wedding presents Ron and I are asking people to give us cigarettes.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

Cat Towels

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Advanced footsie

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Inappropriate Snowmen

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

A Prickly Pair

Toothbrush Romance

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

It says they're 120 million years old, enjoyed long walks along the tar pit, and loved nibbling on rodents together. Carbon-dating.com

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

Prison Romance.

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

And they lived happily ever after for a few years until the quirks they found so cute in each other when they were dating eventually drove them both insane the end.

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

"Don't tell him anything."

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'