Quirky Communication Lover Mugs

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"I love you, you big fool."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"I speak Latin, you know."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

'Modern romance'

"No, I don't think you have 'multiple personality disorder'. In fact, I don't think you have a personality at all."

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"I've been in the doghouse ever since I tried to get my mother-in-law hanged as a witch."

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

'I see an applicant being hired!'

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"Want to score some flu shots.?"

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

'I just like tequila for the worm.'

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."