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'They divided everything in half when they divorced.'

'The Algenist meets the Alchemist.'

Blind date with girl with elephant trunk for nose

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Even though he knows it's a robocall, he can't resist answering his phone. We are weaning him off his answering urge."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Cariactures

The Fourth Little Pig

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Welcome Spring.

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"You've changed."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'Super Dog'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Bears catching fish

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

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