Quirky Clock Enthusiast Mugs

Sent to perform routine maintenance on Vancouver's Olympic Clock, Lyle would not be asked again.

"The reason why U.S. time is behind English time is because England was discovered first..."

Alarmistclock

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

"I always forget. Is this the day we spin ahead one hour?"

Building a Grandfather Clock with Grandfather.

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

Clock Face Golf Set

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

Migrating Cuckoo Clock

Big Ben

How to Rise with the Sun

'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"

Where have you been for the last hour!

THE MOTHER OF ALL ALARM CLOCKS

"I told him he was punching out too hard. This time the time clock punched back."

Clockwork Doll

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

No Binge Watching

Freedom!

'Try not to watch the clock. It only makes the day go slower.'

"Three clocks in this room, one in the kitchen, one in the front room, one in the hallway, aother three tickling upstairs, oh, and a watch in his waistcoat pocket. No forgetting the old grandfather clock in the shed. It's the most exercise he gets. Twice a year."

"I thought it more humane to make him free-range."

Time change

'I hear ticking but no tocking.'

"This is your wake up call! It's 6:15 AM. The temperature is 57°. Have a pleasant day."