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Landscape Painter

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

I love the Shard

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"I don't believe in you!"

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile...'

Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

'It's amazing that with all the things I've done that I haven't gotten a big head.'

"With great power comes great, great stress."

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just fifteen years ago."

Entering Dystopia - Formerly Pleasant Hills

"We call it, 'Green meadows' because that's what it was before we decided to build on it."

The Gilmore Girls

"Sarah, get me my own billboard right across the way. I'd like an office with a nice view."

'It's like having our own private luxury box in the game of life.'

'I see the Europeanisation of the city has begun.'

"Honey, my boss moved me upstairs – way upstairs!"

Working Vacation.

Gambling on office building construction