Quirky Cartoon Fans Mugs

Amnesiac Association Door.

"What idiot hired that floating head as a bellboy?"

Fish with a drinking problem.

No Peanut Zone.

Tunnel of Loofah

Conjugal visitors only!

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

'Oscar! You just have to get closer to your spittoon!'

Captain Pointy No.65 - ...But it might just work

You could meet him on the 23rd - that's the day your electronic tag comes off.

'Giddyup!'

'...And this little piggy knocked over a liquor store....'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Dolphins Coming Up for a Smole

'Give it up, Coondog! You can't win a stare-down with a zombie!'

Man visiting the ophthalmologist to have dots removed from his vision.

10 pin bowling cows.

Cow Wash Cycle.

Fluffy, the Galileo of the lemmings, with his stopwatch.

'Veterinary'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Piranhaclaus

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"She wishes to range free!"

Social Distancing Club

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"Do you do much walking?"