Quirky Car Accessory Collector Gifts

A dog has a dog butt air freshener.

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

Top model

'It was owned by a little old lady. Legally, that's all I can say. She still owns the intellectual property rights to her story.'

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

Butterfly Woman

Millipede motorist

'Power steering.'

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

'If you're a driver who likes it all, take a look at this! Sour cream, onions, cheddar cheese, and bacon bits - this baby's loaded!!!'

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

Cat with mouse tie.

He suspected the driver's airbag was not functioning correctly.

"If only fossil fuels had developed sufficiently, we could have taken the car"

'Wait a minute, if this is a stair lift then where's the stairs?'

Locally made, handcrafted cars - no two alike.

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.

Car Showroom.

'Do you have one of these in a larger size?'

"Faux wood grain towel dispensers, matching toilet plunbers, herb scented urinal cakes, where's it all end, Stan?"

"Do you have documents to prove that this is your vehicle, sir?"

Shopkeeper thinks a fashionable man's delicate umbrella is a lady's parasol.

'I should get this remote control looked at.'

Alien Computers.

After immobilising it's prey, the Tasmanian Death Spider prefers to suck out the innards with a bendy straw.

Man driving very small car

Laser Beam Playing Record.

It was then that F-150 realized he was no longer the new model.