Quirky Business Plans Fan Prints

"That's brilliant: If we partner, with my milk and your fire-breathing, we could sell pasteurized milk!"

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Setting up companies

Hostile takeovers in the novelty business.

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

"Retirement will be a pipe dream for many of us...we need to explore new careers for later life."

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

See Your Aura $5. . .Smell Your Aura

Business Advice

An independent vendor at the Royal BC Museum, Fred made very little money.

Snow Cones 50 Cents - self serve.

"I don't know what it means, but since my mom added that word, sales have gone through the roof."

"Weed cookies"

Serious Competition: Thingymajigs vs Watchamacallits.

Cow selling milk from small roadside stand.

"Right, all those in favour of a car boot sale?"

An ice cream van surrounded by igloos

'Damn - that was my idea.'

'Someday, son, this can be all yours.'

What are you doing? - 'I've set up an e-commerce site.' - 'What are you selling?' - 'Signed copies of my old boxer shorts.' - 'Washed £7. Unwashed £23.' - 'Yeah, baby. Market forces.' -

'He's notorious for pushing the envelope.'

The Niche Economy

Hot dog vendor is struck by a new business strategy...Grilled Bankers.

Bob's Window Washing and Private Investigator!

'If business is slow, and you want my advice, changing your business name would help...'

Girl with an all natural lemonade stand squeezes lemons into the mouths of customers.