Quirky Business Plans Fan Prints

"That's brilliant: If we partner, with my milk and your fire-breathing, we could sell pasteurized milk!"

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

Hostile takeovers in the novelty business.

Setting up companies

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

"Retirement will be a pipe dream for many of us...we need to explore new careers for later life."

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

An independent vendor at the Royal BC Museum, Fred made very little money.

Business Advice

See Your Aura $5. . .Smell Your Aura

Any last questions about the bright future of Yell? Yes, you there. Me? I wasn't raising my hand. I was waving my phone in the air to show support, like at a rock concert. I guess, though, if I had a question, it'd be how did I get so lucky to invest in a website that publishes restaurant reviews from a screaming baby. Neither ironic, nor a plant. Weird. Can I increase my share? I could invest more if I stop eating.

"I don't know what it means, but since my mom added that word, sales have gone through the roof."

"Weed cookies"

Snow Cones 50 Cents - self serve.

Serious Competition: Thingymajigs vs Watchamacallits.

Cow selling milk from small roadside stand.

"Right, all those in favour of a car boot sale?"

An ice cream van surrounded by igloos

'He's notorious for pushing the envelope.'

'Someday, son, this can be all yours.'

'Damn - that was my idea.'

What are you doing? - 'I've set up an e-commerce site.' - 'What are you selling?' - 'Signed copies of my old boxer shorts.' - 'Washed £7. Unwashed £23.' - 'Yeah, baby. Market forces.' -

The Niche Economy

Hot dog vendor is struck by a new business strategy...Grilled Bankers.

Bob's Window Washing and Private Investigator!

'If business is slow, and you want my advice, changing your business name would help...'