Quirky Business Explorer Mugs

Hoping to compete with the Mayo Clinic: Miracle Whip Medical Clinic

"My tech-support is a lot better than my hot dogs."

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

French Early Bird

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

Blend Schools

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

Cat Boss

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

Self-Employment

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

Unnatural History Museum

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

Distilled Elephant

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

'Now, now, Mancini, we all have to start somewhere!'

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

Sign Post at the Zoo Reads:'Lions, Tigers, Bears, and Oh-My.'

Man sees pull cord: 'It must be one of those start-up companies.'

Community Bed de Luxe

Ice fishing on a floating sheet of ice.