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Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

A Symphony of Penguins

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Do me next."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Cat in a tank...

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Polluted geese

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

Duck Hunt

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

How about going easy on the carbs

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'I admire your floatibility.'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"