Quirky Beverage Creators Prints

'I think we've done it, Igor. This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

A Good Batch.

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

'I think we've done it, Igor! This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

Liquor Store - Gift Suggestions.

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

'And here's a year's supply of Jim's Pinot Noir. When you taste it, you'll know why it's a year's supply.'

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

'How do I know we need to turn down the filtration system? - This is our cabernet sauvignon.'

'Film extras drinks night'

'It's Thanksgiving.. do you have any CRANBERRY VODKA?'

'Titanic cocktail.' 'Where's the icecube?'

"Are you ordering two more bottles or just slipping into your 'great icons of drinking' mode?"

'Ok Captain, let's see if we can get this crate down!'

"Sorry, we're all out of grog, Honey. But, we have plenty of water -- distilled, fresh and ocean."

We're diversifying. Behold: chicken eggnog!

Giamatti: Full-bodied, with subtle hints of chicory, chocolate, and feet.

'One unexpected problem I've run into, since making my own wine, is finding foods to pair with 160-proof Burgundy.'

'I added tobasco sauce to make it pink.'

'Since we switched from discovering new lifesaving antibiotics to discovering new daiquiri drinks, our funding has tripled.'

Lemonade stand open 365 days a year.

Dog drinking 'water with a hint of toilet limescale.'

'Don't worry. I didn't charge you for the extra soda.'

"We finally get all the caffeine out, but now it's loaded with nicotine."

'Can I interest anyone in a Chateauneuf-du-Popsicle?'

'This wine is made from fermented raisins by convicts in the state penitentiary...'

No glass, no washing up, so it's free!

Frosty has Trouble Holding His Egg Nog

"People will buy any stupid thing if properly marketed."